Is it just me, or does everyone find Tori Spelling and her husband’s faces hypnotizing?

The bunny on the leash is not a nightmare! I would be so excited to see that kangaroo-bunny hybrid hopping down the sidewalk that I would shove people out of the way so I could pet it.

WHO exactly would NOT be belligerent when removed from a plane after one has bought a ticket, scanned the boarding pass and buckled into the seat for take off?

As a paying customer of an airline, it is not my responsibility to make sure the airline has their bases covered. Give me a break.

Maybe the airlines should do a better job of managing their own goddamn logistics? Ever think of that maybe?

You actually took the time to write that. This comment really happened.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

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Why can’t they just sell some of their homes/expensive shit to pay off the IRS and then slowly rebuild their brand (whatever that is)? I don’t understand rich people. Like, you’re hella broke. You don’t need 5 walk-in closets.

please tell me you told them that you are still waiting for an actual answer because Obama 1. is not president anymore and 2. wasn’t an option to vote for in this election and 3. who you voted for doesn’t answer why we used GBU-43 rather than a smaller bomb

Personally, I was more amused by the “[The military] has done a job as usual” sentence. Dunno if it was a typo by Stassa or what he actually said, but I find it funny nonetheless. The military didn’t do a great job or a terrible job, they just did A job. As usual. Because every other industry just sits on their asses…

... is she “amazing”? She seems annoying.

Nick Jonas, aka, the gay-baitingest gay-baiter to ever bait gays.

I can’t imagine that a channel with programming centered around celebrity and myth-making about celebrity culture would be the most...stable environment.

She didn’t know it was illegal. But did she know it was gross af?

But officer, he was 49 in human years!

Where oh where are our neighborhood punsters????

They were puppies.

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