I ever watched entourage so I don’t get the reference, but I kind of love that she included the season and episode numbers in her threat...

Donny, please.

Lorenzo’s been married so many times, he’s got two wives with the same first name! Wife 4 was Shauna Sand and Wife 5 is Shawna Craig. He doesn’t even have to change the name he says. What a genius he is!

I’m on 2nd husband; he’s great, way better than the first. Not so sure I’d go back for a 3rd if something didn’t work out. But can’t imagine how I’d get to 5. Too much work.

Presumably at a certain time post industrialization most of their shit jobs will be indoors and the beauty standard will reverse the way it mostly has in North America and Europe.

My personal favorite, from the Jezebel comment section was “Steve Bannon looks like he was bitten by a radioactive slob”

Let’s not forget him tweeting and speechifying over and over in the years before the election that we should STAY OUT OF SYRIA. Not so cut-and-dried when you are sitting in the big chair, eh, white man?

45 is the NFL of presidents. He needs to see actual video of it to decide its a bad thing. But not just like a video that shows the aftermath of it happening, like an actual video of it happening before he’s like “alright this is bad, we should totally do something about this before any more advertisers leave”

God the politico article I read said he “borrowed” from authors without citing them... THAT’S PLAGIARISM. Shit, a high school student would be punished for that.

All Trump does is blame Obama for all that’s not right in the US and the world. He has no strategy and asks his born rich son in law what to do, despite the son in law having no bona fides at all. Also, Trump wants to take away healthcare from millions of citizens and make it acceptable for insurance companies​ to not…

Imagine, for just a moment, if Sonia Sotomayor had been caught plagiarizing passages in any of her books or papers, ever. White People would have marched to D.C. and burned that whole city to the ground.

But not enough to you know, let those Syrian children come to the United States to escape chemical warfare.

Wasn’t there a round of dead Syrian children before? Where was he with that? Guess to him it’s the old gas me once shame on you, gas me twice...

He declared that the attack “crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines.”

“my attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed very much.”

More $$ shoes let you repair instead of replace them. I have a mid-range pair of heels ($90ish) I’ve had repaired/reheeled 6 times over 15 years and they’re still going strong!

I want to meet the person who rents a massive trendy loft apartment just to leave it empty aside from a tree in a concrete block and a few Renovation Hardware pieces. And a reel to reel tape recorder?

You are brilliant and I want to invest in your next business venture.

These aren’t swimsuits as much as lounging by the pool at a party suits. They are form over function rather than function over form.

These make most bikinis look modest and effortless by comparison, and I wear Brazilian/cheeky/whatever bottoms almost exclusively. Who wants to spend their entire time at the beach/pool/whatever fucking with random straps/oddly positioned pieces of fabric/stomach bows? I think this shit mostly exists for Instagram,…