So true! This calls for my favorite Brad Pitt photo montage.

I am not surprised.

I once bought an exercise bike from them, and had it delivered. It was broken in the box (possibly during transit?), so I called and asked them to deliver one that was not broken and take away the one that was.

They agreed to save room on their truck to pick up the broken one, and then refunded my…

69 emojis.

I know I shouldn’t say this but I think maybe it’s time for Nancy to put all the “oh poor her how terrible!” narrative to bed. Nancy seems to be doing alright for herself. I am now team cut Tonya a fucking break already after seeing a recent photo of Tonya. Nancy, ya won, girl. Give the loser some peace and say it’s…

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

You just know there is a semi-forgotten Kmart warehouse somewhere on the outskirts of Topeka, KS or rural Idaho that was missed on a paper ledger during the Christmas ‘86 inventory count, and is still sitting with floor-to-ceiling stacks of unopened LazerDisc players and Polaroid 600 cameras/film. They could be…

It’s almost stunning that Sears’ leadership was so inept that they never made the logical jump from a thriving catalog business to eCommerce. I guarantee you that after he conquered books and set his sights on retailing everything else, Jeff Bezos was asked on at least one occasion “So is it like Internet Sears?”.

R.I.P.

This was a classic private equity takeover, sell-off-the-parts, then bankrupt the company deal, engineered by none other than our new Secretary of the Treasury, STEVE MNUCHIN.

Oh, I just love that. He sounds like a champ.

I briefly worked at a place where one of my co-workers liked to have philosophical discussions about his views on morality and capitalism. In his point of view, our sole purpose on this earth is to amass as much wealth as possible. He learned this factoid from a series of bible-based economic audio books that he…

Is... is that meant to be a selling point of some kind?!

The prevalance of these companies (Avon, Mary Kay, Arbonne, plus the new generation of cool multi-level-marketing organizations like LulaRoe) honestly shocks me. For how many years now have we known that they’re all pyramid schemes?

Avon was in a prime position to absolutely rule online in 1999 - cross country warehouses, an already in-placed computerised ordering system, a swift delivery network - and in pretty much every Western country.

Just from what I’ve seen on my feeds: crappy sweatshop tops and leggings (appears to be primarily LulaRoe but I have definitely seen others), essential oils, Scentsy, several jewelry companies like Stella and Dot, nail wraps like Jamberry, a bunch of bullshit ‘diet’ products/shakes/plans including one that I’m pretty…

Damn, judgemental much? I don’t know if you think you’re helping but condescending bullshit like this is unwelcome and unhelpful. Get help with your ass hat reactions. Get help soon. Seriously.

That’s some fuckin Buffalo Bill shit

I reject a reality where crimping is back. NO.

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?