Burned? Gotta dump that in that E.T. Atari pit.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Even married seniors fight over the dumbest shit. The fights I have witnessed because one doesn’t hear so well and the other one needs an extra 2% of patience...

Gaze upon the beauty of young Warren Beatty, kids!

Probably because he could see that everyone’s initial was reactions was a bit too “aw, the poor old guy got confused” and he doesn’t have many public moments left- no one wants to go out with everyone thinking they’re addled.

What about dressing your two dogs in elf PJs while you wear Santa PJs? Asking for a friend.

Marco Rubio says town halls used to be fun and blames the liberal activists for ruining them. They’re “not town halls anymore,” he told CBS4-Miami’s Jim DeFede. “And I wish they were because I enjoy that process very much.”

Immigrants are people — news at 11.

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

In other news:

He’s going to put “the best” people on it (who will remain nameless...for national security reasons, of course) and they should have their conclusion that everything was perfect, that he won the Electoral College by a bigger margin than any President in history and that Trump was officially declared The Smartest Man…

Cousin ITT!

I don’t fully understand why but I’m drawn to this one. Maybe it’s the fact that the pattern is replicated on the individual tassels as well? It reminds me of a cool bead curtain mixed with a lava lamp. Plus it’s great for when you need to cry in public but you don’t want anyone to see you.

APPROVES.

The way salaries are kept opaque makes it so difficult to be paid fairly. This is a gender problem, but it’s also a problem that affects all workers. Wages have stayed flat across the board for a reason.

You don’t win stars with salad. You don’t win stars with salad.

Why are moderate troubled loners not speaking out against this?