There are a handful of Ruf cars available in a racing simulator called ProjectCARS. The RGT-8 is one of my favorite cars in the game.

400/4-Speed and the WS6 Package, please!

“It’s like a million garlic cloves cried out, as they were pressed.”

They failed to see that both bikes that crashed also have wheels. Perhaps every vehicle with wheels should be banned

allowed:

“I don’t need no stinkin’ surfboard.”

Didn’t Tango & Cash already do this?

CHASE THE WHITE DRAGON!

The 6000 SUX. Duh

KTM execs: “We want to explore the hitman/assassin demographic - think you can come up with something?”

I like that Vettel always seems to have fun at these promo events. He enjoys being there and clearly just loves throwing a Ferrari around the track.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

They don’t. You can even make a very solid case that the driver of the car displayed a reckless disregard for human life. In cases of accidental death, a party who displayed such a reckless disregard is subject to prosecution for murder or manslaughter in most every jurisdiction in the country. Even without a charge…

Nobody said it did. It’s just asshole on asshole crime. Nobody is justifying the car driver’s actions.

You assume that it was assault and not an accident. A motorcycle suddenly appears right beside someone who probably isn’t paying full attention in a no passing larea? Yeah, a smart rider would have realized he couldn’t predict someone’s response to that. This squid didn’t and he’s lucky to be alive.

the driver wins, but they both register on the asshole meter.

It’s a different set of skills that’s more focussed on getting to your destination than having fun, but even the big, 600lbs ADV bikes can really handle some difficult terrain. Well beyond just a fire road and pretty much anything a proper dirt bike can do, albeit slower and more carefully. Of course, you’ll never…

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