Being from Chicago, this is fuckin' stupid. And creepy.

It's nice to also use periods when you speak.

Best I could find...

Love Kevin Harlan's energy! Reggie makes me wanna puke.

Sayyida al-Hurra: Pirate Queen of the Mediterranean

This is great. The sooner our country's youth shake off the "mind-forged manacle" that is religion, the better.

Scarecrow is awesome, I love what the Arkham series is doing with him

"It's interesting because the whole idea of female hysteria dates back to ancient times,"

Nah, he's totally a Devil Wears Prada fan!

Mr. Ghost, sir, you're my hero.

Lols at the semi-literate phrase "do her history."

There is no stopping them, the giant ravens will soon be here.

There is no stopping them, the giant ravens will soon be here.

Pffft, amateurs.

Reading the comments while Billy Joel's "Lullabye" plays in the background. It matches the gif surprisingly (and hilariously) well.

I'm guessing he's gonna find Jesus next.