Abstinence-only is the only contraception that ever worked for Matt Garza and Bristol Palin.

I’m pretty sure we are going to still need to buy Super Mario World for the millionth time. C’mon, we’re talking about Nintendo here.

It is hard not to be critical when the series set the bar just SO HIGH!

It is hard not to be critical when the series set the bar just SO HIGH!

I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

This article is a little deceptive because you start midway through the text exchange, where he seems like he’s being cold and she seems like he’s being chatty. Start at the actual beginning, where she opens by text bombing him a bunch about how every dude on the app “looks gay”:

“In Russian traditional family culture parent-child relationships are built on the authority of the parents’ power,” adding, “The laws should support that family tradition.”

I don’t want to crack open my damn PS4.

Thats a setup probably. He’ll put it in the bill knowing full well the Democrats will fight it. He’ll concede and remove it making himself seem like he’s a great guy but its just another setup. He can now get out of the ridiculous promise of the wall and blame the Democrats for not supporting it in the end.