I’ll probably never get out of the grays, but I still feel compelled to express my gratitude not only for your work, Drew, but for all the other writers on this site who make my work day bearable, shine a much needed light on the edges of sports, and offer the attitude that fits my soul (is this rambling enough to…

Exactly right.   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Down_Game_(1990)?wprov=sfti1

To be fair, Jason Garrett still struggles with those things. 

Manning dunking on Bradshaw for majoring in “physics” at La Tech is gold.

Amateurism!!

Haskins shouldn’t be put out there. With no blocking, and really only one professional skill position player (McLaurin), this team is not even set up to have him close to success. Remember Patrick Ramsey? He was good until he got hit 9,000 times, which wrecked his career. The Giants at least have a skeleton of a team…

Didn’t Barkley go to Houston to play with Drexler and Olajuwon? 

Ernie Grunfeld would like a word. 

Also the Pouncey brothers. Blech.

The flag on Chris Long for roughing Ryan in the second half was similarly head shaking.

Didn’t Gene Steratore make the Dez call? 

I thought it was Tim Krumrie

After the column you ran the other day about the Wizards, I’m surprised there was no mention of Grunfeld not fucking things up. I mean, I was legitimately worried that he would do EXACTLY what you wrote, either because he is a genuinely terrible GM or because he read your column and said to himself, “hey! Those are…

I came here for this. Burfict is an asshole, but Pittsburgh has no room to throw (late) stones.

7. Killing a teammate

I hope it’s the latter, but assume it’s the former.

I did a blog post about this very thing a few years ago. This is what I came up with:

And we, as a country, are REALLY BAD at having that conversation. One has to first acknowledge the long history of racial inequality, then agree that it still exists. The enormity of that task often prevents any further progress.

I’m not the only one who misread the headline as “escorts,” right? Right?

Billy King would like to throw his hat in that ring.