Seriously - she didn’t even “have” to Photoshop.

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Take a look at her belly button and you’ll notice how shopped it is.

I’ve got the book-book version of that on my shelf waiting for me. :)

Nothing is completely set in stone yet; I still have to do home check and then I’m having a little sleepover with her to see if she’s comfortable with me. She’s with Love Leo Rescue, which is based in LA!

Does anyone else ever feel like making a semen pun when addressing their fellow Jezzies? I do.

City Hall station in Philly is the nastiest. It smells like death and is full of the worst behavior on the BSL. One day a lady got off carrying her bag on the way home from work with a cell phone to her ear. I guess she couldn’t make it to wherever she was going or she just wanted to treat us to a show. She leaned…

Better than Pueblo.

My tribe has been doing a lot to preserve our Menominee language. We teach it at my school which is a Native language and culture school. We even have a certification program that a number of people have gone through. There is a program to teach ten people to become teachers so they can create classrooms where the…

She’s a classic one-upper:

So now they’re having a brag-off over who got to be more intimate with one of the most unapologetically corrupt oligarchs on the planet?

I can attest to that one. I dreamed maybe a handful of times the 6 years I was a pot smoker, i’d wake up the next morning and it was just a gray haze. Within a week of quitting I started having dreams again.

Meh. I’ve worked in an ER for years and haven’t notice a significant uptick in accidents around daylight savings. And you notice patterns a lot. For example, really nice sunny days tend to be deadly when it comes to accidents because people are out driving around more, they’re more likely to do chores like clean…

The Liberal Media™ is to blame for the fact that she was completely wrong about shit that came out of her mouth? Hey Carly, my name is Herve Villechaize and I approve this message. Fuck You and the bullshit train you rode in on.

I love "Don'tBeSuchaBoobPunchTina!" Her name makes me smile every time.

I don’t think people get this joke. Needs more stars.

As part of her conversion, she will now only be referred to as Jenna Manichewitz.

Probably not.

Pretty sure her maid is totally excited...!

They’re just pining for the fjords and/or Bo Schembechler.