True to form the movie will last four hours and end when the Audience decides they’ve had enough and start watching a different movie.

In my experience, those who visibly loathe their jobs tend to ascend to higher positions that demand far less of them, so long as they’ve kissed the right asses at the right time. Those of us left in the trenches are then reminded on a nearly hourly basis how visibly loathed we are for supporting them while they take…

I’d say the same to all members of the so-called Freedom Caucus in the House. Since all you do is whine and complain without ever planning on legislation beyond repealing the ACA, just quit and be “pure” conservatives, living in isolated cabins in the wood, far away from any public service anywhere.

Since you’ve never had a girlfriend (jk!), I’ll fill you in on jewelry store dynamics: You ring the doorbell and they buzz you in a secure door.

Nah, much easier to rob a store when everyone is there and the doors are open and all the product is out on display. When jewelry stores close, for insurance reasons, everything goes into the safe and the alarm gets set. We were allowed to have a max of $1000 worth of product left in the cases as per our coverage when…

If you’ve spent any amount of time on Liveleak, which stupidly I have, you will see that many armed robberies of jewelry stores involves the jeweler unlocking cases and displaying product, at which point the robbery is initiated. Walking in with guns held high is a risk, especially if the display cases are unbreakable…

I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too....

I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too

Seriously though, fuck the mets

This Eagles fan, who is somehow a real person and not a character from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,

What you’ve described is a super basic conservation environment, and it exists all over the world in museums and labs. There’s nothing magical and distinctive to the U.S. about UV museum glass and lighting. Whether of not they run a museum that’s up to current museum standards (a low bar as it is) has nothing to do…

I hate to break it to them, but any of the new stuff that gets found is usually pretty far from canon.

The Greens are behind the funding of what they call the Green Scholars Initiative, which funds research for the Museum of the Bible. They collect ancient papyri in manuscripts - often found reused as cartonnage material in Roman period Egyptian mummy masks - and dismantle the mummy masks in order to recover the papyri…

We were playing hide and seek and things just really got out of hand.

Yes! As a UVA grad, I’m pleased — this should be a mild improvement from having no head coach at all.

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Ooh, ooh, I can play this game too!

OKAY so this is my second post of the night and it’s not a long saga I promise !

Hello. You are more or less three-years-ago me. You will get through this, and it will actually be fine. At this point, your best best is to just start writing - just write anything, with no judgement or editing, about anything, for 20 minutes, and go from there.

I would be really careful with online programs. I work in higher education and in my opinion, the quality of instruction just isn’t there and often the degree isn’t worth it (even if it’s free). Could you ease into some in person classes and then decide what program/school?