historyrhymes1
HistoryRhymes1
historyrhymes1

Wow...
“- Deporting people born in the United States because their parents were not born in the United States
- Deporting thousands of people per day until the United States is entirely emptied of non-citizens”
Similar things are said by the NPD here in Germany. And they are nothing else then a Neo-Nazi Organisation. Yes

Yeah how fucking dare we take the position that racism is evil! Stick to fucking sports assholes!

It would have more oomph if they weren’t standing in the presidential library of a film actor.

Read that as Whoopi Goldberg tits.

Nah, the Cocksucking Monkey kicked it wide right.

If you want I’m sure he’ll be happy to spell it for you.

I’m so over email-gate. It's the most boring imaginary political scandal ever.

Dropped my cellphone onto the subway tracks at 14th St & 6th Ave in Manhattan. This is was August 2007, so it was an old school clamshell phone - but I was 23 and it was my only phone (no landline) and it had ALL my numbers on it so I was determined to get it back. Problem: I am 5’1” and I was wearing a kooky 60’s

*1st year

Honestly... Truly, thank you! I don’t do it for the thanks, but goodness if it isn’t nice to hear sometimes after having a psychotic guy walk on your heels in the very severe mental disorder unit with his pants pulled down tugging at his dick making shooting “pew pew pew” sounds because he is a demon killer and this

Old cats are the best cats. Take him and love him

So, I started college this week and made an A on my first assignment. Doesn’t sound like a huge deal, but it is to me. I graduated high school in 1982, went to college, and partied my ass off for a year. It’s amazing how good your grades can be and how much you can learn when you actually go to class!

This team is just. good. enough. to devastate us when we inevitably lose.

he won’t STFU about how fat I am

Have you tried “Dad, shut the fuck up about my body and my appearance”?

Take him. Even in the very best of shelters, cats who have been there a long time will be a little withdrawn. Maybe/hopefully he’ll come out of his shell once he has a true home and gets used to having one-on-one attention again. I have a soft spot for senior kitties who are stuck at the shelter and passed over in

Speaking of which, I adopted a new cat Thursday. I had her name changed from Mama Kitty to Nala, which I think suits her.

I met my husband when I was 35 and he was 36. On OKCupid, no less. My good friend was 37 (and married a 32 year-old), and another friend met his wife when he was 29 - but she was 40. Cut yourself a break!

Kitten squints for you.