As an ex strip-club DJ (admittedly this was back in the 90's) all it took was me walking in and saying "I can do a better job that the asshole you've got in here now". I was told to come back for the Sunday afternoon shift (and let me tell you how scary the Sunday afternoon shift at New Jersey strip club is) and do my…

I went to a school without Greek life, and while there were isolated incidents of douchebaggery (thanks, lacrosse team!); they were far, far less than most college campuses, and nowhere near this open.

Accurate, and sad.

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the Eagles will never, ever win a Super Bowl. Not in my lifetime, not in anyone’s lifetime. They are destined to fail for eternity.

The only people who hate Eagles fans more than the rest of the universe are other Eagles fans.

So will I, but I think I speak for most people when I say I’d prefer the cheese on them not come from a can.

With their shilling!

yup! the MBA dude said they ordered her an old one special off Ebay.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Thank you.

Where’s the part where she says women are crazy during their period? I only got sense of the “it wasn’t about her period”.

It makes my heart heavy to say, I’m with your family on this. I don’t think it’s that they don’t love you and want to support you in your choices; quite the opposite.

Go and do stuff! Take classes or volunteer and get out and meet people. Honestly you sound great! Don't sell yourself short.

I’m gonna go rogue and use those markers that smell like stuff. Or maybe just lick it and mark them with my DNA.

I recently started drawing again (experimenting with Chartpak markers and pen). Everything you say is great advice!

Just want to say that you’re a good kid for going to your uncle’s retirement party and that I will gladly eat all of the soul food.

I quit cold turkey, before they had the patches and the gum and all that stuff. It was not fun. I have been smoke free since 1993. Don’t do it the way I did it. Use all the stuff. You can do it!

First of all, from the way you describe yourself, I do not see a problem — you sound spectacular!

If he’s too lazy and scared to propose to you then maybe you need to spend your month apart thinking things over. It’s been 6 years. I hope that doesn’t sound harsh, but that’s what many of us are thinking.

If it doesn’t feel too weird, you could just ask him about it? That would be my approach, but I have always been very informal about wedding stuff. If you want to keep it a mystery, I guess you’ll have to live with the anxiety and anticipation building up until he proposes. He still has plenty of time and set himself…