Yay for raising a great kid! I think the laptop is a solid way to go if it’s one that he wants. I feel like most kids these days want a Macbook but I don’t know what your budget is.

C’mon, no moyle stories...

Nurses are friggin tough.

I did derby for a while and there were a TON of nurses. It’s like, they see blood and shit every day. They’re fearless.

“If love it if you came to my house with hot dish and wearing your most revealing sweatshirt.”

No shit, there aren’t a lot of ADs getting hired with orders to reinvigorate the men’s gymnastics and women’s light-weight crew teams.

also depression

Word = bond

Next up: Chris Christie suing Carvel over his obvious inspiration to Cookie Puss.

Great goalie except that he has a tendency to lick his 5-hole.

You win.

“PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?”

Alright, so it’s a white guy in an Eagles jersey wearing giant cargo shorts from 1998 and sneakers with high socks. That narrows it down to about 90% of the male population in South Philly.

If it was Randal Cunningham, at least we'd know how far he could punt the robot.

Well, I live in Columbia and I know what schmaltz IS, but I am pretty certain you won’t be able to find any around, except maybe some fancy shop in Charleston or something.

No, it’s because most people who claim to be Republican are actually moderate, and Biden is moderate. They want support for the little guy and change, but are more comfortable with slow change. They erroneously see Demos as forcing quick change. Very few Republicans in the U.S. are as conservative as the Republican…

What’s more likely:

I too knew of scrapple from PA and OH, and encountered is as liver mush in NC essentially the same. But it wasn’t until I hit the Poverty Belt inland from the Grand Strand did I find it mixed with rice, which really does mark it as a Low Country thing.

It may not have happened to you, but it happens.