I only know one person who keeps chickens.

My parents signed me up for roller skating lessons as a kid. I got pretty good, and actually enjoyed it and the other kids who did it, so they signed me up for those ridiculous exhibitions that pretend to be competitions. As a present, they gave me some shiny new-to-me white skates that had been acquired at Goodwill…

I’ve been an Eagles fan a long time, cherishing above all other possessions the picture of me, wearing diapers, sitting on Ron Jaworski’s shoulders just after a session at training camp in West Chester when Super Bowl XV was a recent memory.

I’m guessing he’s looking for a program where he can finish his IBS degree.

You can definitely come out of it. It wasn’t that many years ago that I was so depressed I’d cry every time I walked past a mirror. That state lasted for years. Good therapy, giving up my crutches (it was weed and Internet addiction for me, but everyone has theirs), and forcing myself to be around people rather than…

That’s way less gross that buying an old book and have a bunch of some dead person’s hair fall out. Whoever ends up with my library is going to find a lot of animal hair as well as the occasional nervously plucked eyebrow hair.

Yes, Sharpie is preferred, and it smells much better than embossing too.

Will do! You’re in a great spot for telecommuters: an hour or so from a super easy airport but you can kayak and cross country ski to your hearts content nearby? Yes please. And I hear ManchVegas is a lot more lively now than when I moved 15ish years ago.

Believe it or not, I started out with an auction firm up the road from you on Lake Winnipesaukee! Small world. I still adore NH — thanks for the good work you’re doing on its behalf.

I’m the most happily married human you’ll ever encounter, but you sound awesome. Find people like you where people like you hang out. Sounds simplistic, I know, but check out the museums and groups and events you love. Don’t go looking for people to date, just go looking for people. Meet more people and the people you…

I just finished 5 weeks of nonstop writing, every day, 12-14 hours a day. Every moment sucks (and I do this for a living). But at some point, you get a draft that you’re passably happy with and get to realize it’s actually done. You’ll get there. Throw out some words that make sense together. Make a sentence out of…

Book embossers are awesome for books that are simply read and enjoyed. If any of the books have or might have any collector value, an embosser does to books sort of what hammering a Monet to the wall might do to the value. I have one too, and I love it, but I only use it on books that are more or less disposable. Mine…

My wife was living in my current location when we got together. Me moving to her rather was far easier than her moving to me (not to mention I was over NYC and she was never super into it to start with).

Yes. Go. Bowling poorly while drunk is way more fun than drinking alone.

Before October = October. Don’t get peeved til November 1. Would you rather it be early or planned?

1: how do/did you decide where to live?

A suit will be unfashionable by the time he has to wear it for something useful and a laptop, to kids that age, is just a tool, invested with none of the emotion that people our age (I’m guessing we’re roughly the same age) celebrated in our teenage-years computers. With the book concept, how about a copy of The…

Bet Dan Snyder told Arian Foster his beliefs were offensive to the Great Spirit and it all went downhill from there.

Ballghazi II!

This truth may not be evident to everyone and deserves to be out of the grays. Depression’s handmaidens of lethargy and substance abuse have everything to do with why some folks are flakes and procrastinators.