I accompanied a friend from my dorm to a rush event about 3 weeks after showing up at college, thinking as we went that fraternities were the dumbest idea ever. I had no family background with them, nor did I know anyone in one. My friend knew a kid at one house from his high school, so we stopped there first. I met a…

Perhaps correct … as long as you don’t count the grandaddy of them all, Phi Beta Kappa, founded at William and Mary in 1776.

Ouch.

That guy totally flopped.

There hasn’t been a guy from Charlottesville who swung a bat with that much effect since Jefferson moved to Washington and appointed an overseer.

Pants by Mondrian.

Reasons to stop a hummer:

Sherman plays in Georgia? Aren’t they worried he’ll set Atlanta on fire again?

It’s important that new doctors learn how to make a gland entrance.

I’m glad he found it. My dad worked for SEPTA when I was a kid and brought home all manner of shit he found. I might have been scarred for life if he’d given me a lost and found glass eye when I was 8 or 9.

I have never before shared this story in public, but every word of it is true.

Is it possible this was a very subtle guerrilla marketing tactic for this week’s NASCAR race and “Speed Street” Festival, the biggest swingin’ dick party Charlotte has? Maybe they talked about him keeping just his camo Chris Kyle / American Sniper hat on but decided that was too obvious.

That is indeed the rest of the Onan story and the rest of the reason YHWH was so torqued off. Those of you with brothers who have passed away best pay attention.

Biggest anti-spank line in the Bible: the story of Onan (Genesis 38), who spilled his seed into the earth and was smited pretty much instantly.

Jim Trotter has a seriously unfortunate name.

Maybe Kendall Gill will sign on to help them with their jump shots?

Does the image of Loria with a couple of young groupers make anyone else eel?

Barry, you’ve really taken the bait this time.

It depends on which type you’re spitting out after oral sex.

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