historyofmatt
HistoryofMatt
historyofmatt

I heard that's the new Millennial thing… they don't like boobs so much, but they love to eat ass. Or something. It was on the twitters today.

Chris Pine is always the first Chris in my heart. Can the other Chris's do this???

Not even Chris Hemsworth can resist Chris Pratt’s charms

Worked at Red Lobster. Literally haven't been able to eat there since my last shift ended in 2006.

Only when they have sliced avocado on it.

Applebees was always the place to go after our shift ended at Red Lobster, because they were open until 0200.

Well, there were. They're now all either dead or captured, but she had two of the great houses of two of the Seven Kingdoms plus the rightful heirs of the Iron Islands.

Please do. :-)

Oh, to be so small-minded such as yourself. Of course the world seems like a limited place.

It's like you don't understand the concept of irony.

I don't think it was nearly as bad as many people were saying. Is it great? No.

The term is nothing of the kind. Nothing homophobic about it, as it has nothing to do with anal sex. Also, straight people can and do enjoy anal sex, so explain to me how it would even be close to homophobic, or do you just think that anal sex is only the domain of gay men? If so, that makes you incredibly shallow,

Yeah, except Dany's entire claim to the Iron Throne is that she's the only rightful ruler as a Targaryan.

Business opportunity and the ability to find work is the highest variable on the happiness index.

They're butt-hurt because Marvel didn't switch his ethnicity to Asian, even though it makes zero sense for the character as written. Identity politics gonna identity politics, yo.

They've kinda been on the nose this season that Maesters write everything down, but no one cares to read what they write, and if they do care to read it, they don't ever do anything about it.

Likely because he was told not to tell anyone by the Crown Prince, under penalty of death.

How is it useless? This is the dumbest comment maybe ever, in the history of dumb comments about Game of Thrones.

Yeah, that's not what Frasier was about at all, but I guess if you want to find proof in the world around you that your misguided ideology is correct, you can delude yourself into seeing whatever you wish.

Yeah, social conservatives are like progressives in the way in which they want to use the government to tell the rest of us how to live or what to think.