There's the mating call of the Regressive Left: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Always wanting to silence those with which you don't agree.

The thing is… there aren't many liberals left on the Left.

No, your usage of the phrase "shitlords" is what outs you as a Regressive Leftist, as it's the common term on your side for the Far Right assholes.

Three Meow Meow Beenz for understanding the reference.

Positively… regressive.

Awww. The little Regressive Leftist is using the bad words now!

Nothing is more fun than signaling your virtue online so everyone knows how woke you are!

Aww. *Boop.*

Aww… Sean is really signaling that virtue today!

"Slightly" run-down spaceship?

Watch the original, "Holy crap… this is real now," moment at the end of The Graduate. You can literally see the horror in their eyes.

That makes absolutely no sense at all. My actions? What actions? Can you see what I'm doing right now? How are you aware of mythical actions I'm taking?

Like all Regressive Leftists, your mistake is in assuming I am conflating an entire religion with the horrific acts of a minority of bad actors. At no point did I say that, the assumption is all your own.

It does say something about Archer that he didn't want to and wouldn't fuck Pam when she was smoking hot during her eating nothing but cocaine phase.

It wouldn't be a Spader character if he wasn't just interested in killing puppies, but in cooking them alive in the worst kind of torture and then eating them afterwards.

What? No. Really? Gotta go back and watch that one.

He's selling them to that Chinese festival where they throw live dogs into boiling vats of water or on 800-degree grills.

I agree!!!

Ew.

People are bringing it up below, but in the name of the almighty and wonderful Nora Ephron HERSELF, I will forever defend You've Got Mail (regardless of the obvious grammar mistake in the title… stupid AOL) from all haters.