Please don’t do the Crypt Keeper (yes, capitalization intentional) this way. He’s likeable, witty and even kinda cute. He deserves respect and bares no resemblance to that cackling sewer rat.

That’s a gross mischaracterization. Everyone knows No Comb Kellyanne shed the last of her soul (and human meat suit) in ‘89 when HBO tapped her to host their new political commentary show.