To be fair, Phil Neville has had to spend his entire life not being Gary Neville and also live with the fact that his father’s name is astonishingly somehow Neville Neville.

No, not in a bunch at all, although I would continue the analogy, like how Brits see schools as places of education and Americans see them as gun ranges?

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

Could this just be a cultural thing?

There is no punishment this jerk could receive that will be as bad as the guilt he’ll feel later in life when he finally realizes how awful this was.  A close second would be having to let Andy Reid sir on his face until his buttcheeeks form an airtight seal and he has to take in no less than 50 deep breathes through…

If you’re the USA, though, you shouldn’t have to worry about extra time against Spain. France? Sure. Spain? Put in your best players and get yourself a two-goal lead to put the match out of reach. Ellis was coaching to not-lose this game rather than coaching to win.

because it reminds me of TMNT and I sing the theme in my head every time. 

It very much was not

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

“Well, we’re pretty sure she can’t hurt it any worse”

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

Well Mikey in Waltham is an anagram for In Law I Make Myth so it could be Kyrie, we’re through the looking glass here people.

Sometimes it’s endearing

This is very rude but also, very funny. I’m a Giants fan and will always love Bumgarner for his pitching and for putting 20 beers in his face but he has a long an storied history of being an absolutely insane hard ass. Sometimes it’s endearing, some times you’re like, “Don’t be such a bruised penis, my dude.”

DiDio: “Y’know what, fuck comics, as of today, we’re merging with Allied Zinc to form DC Electrical Bushings. Did you know that deteriorating bushings are the #1 cause of unwanted automotive noise? Here at DC, we’ll provide all your suspension arm needs, to guarantee a smooth and quiet ride on America’s highways. Ask…

Well, you know what they say: Vertihere today, Vertigone tomorrow.

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

Yes, and in the NHL draft, taking the “highly touted foreigner” means a kid who didn’t play juniors in Quebec.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh