Should have more stars. +1 Marble rye.

If you’re calling feet wider than his shoulders “inside his body,” then yep, that was totally textbook.

No cognitive dissonance between not making a necessary evolution in his game so people won’t say mean things to him and his “shut up nerd, I’m an expert who knows best” take on Morey, hmmm?

You get a star for your willingness to put that fine Jesuit education to work by asking the tough questions.

Popeye Jones is furious he didn’t make this list.

Can we preemptively report Doug to whatever they call Child Protective Services in Philly?

On top of which in some places if it’s found out you were actively avoiding registering your car long after you were legally required to do so, there’s a delightful fine to go along with it.

I guess it’s only one interview, but the Lowe Post episode that just dropped with him certainly gives off the vibe in question. I’ve never been in the same room as the guy (blown away by the accent!), but I could certainly see him coming off that way.

All that interaction with the mind of Dan Ryckert really did affect you, huh?

This is top notch Kinja.

I think everyone is also forgetting that’s he’s 6'3". That might be on the small side in the NBA, but compared to an average high school team he’s going to be physically dominant, so it’s not just being way more skilled than them as well. I’ve been bodied out of the way by enough “small” community college and…

On top of that if you don’t use an iPhone you can’t download their app that is a required part of the process. There are definitely more hurdles here than I expected based on the article.

They get the bourbon from Buffalo Trace, or at least they did a few years ago. My wife used to work there and I was allowed to go through the giant box of tasting samples and offer my opinion/try as many formulations as I wanted.