This isn’t even the biggest chicken I’ve seen this past week.

They probably will put her on the front cover of their annual diversity report.

It’s burned vegan bread with vegan cheese. I forget the exact recipe but it came out exactly like this the one time I tried to make it.

Back to your high paid gig at Esquire, you!

Childhood for me was filled with being beaten up, being threatened with being beaten up, people laughing at me, not understanding other people or social situations, and never quite being sure if I am doing enough or to little to be accepted as I was wherever I was.

Because I am a banana and therefor I lack the ability to perceive, can you clarify how I am choosing these? That is, am I choosing “Mouth Stuff” as better than “Having Bad Sex,” or worse than?

Seriosuly, attacking Trump with a misogynistic comment is something like attacking a slime monster with slime. ITS WHAT HE RUNS ON, DICKWEEDS.

They actually already do that. Being an ICE Agent isn’t like being some International Mercenary: you can’t work there and be a felon, you get suspended if you are accused of a crime and fired if found guilty, etc.

I just saw this: apparently she stole a lot of jokes in her new special.

Tig Notaro seems like she would be much more comfortable as a radio shock jock than a comedian.

I agree with everyone on that list but Ali Wong. Just *ugh.*

Should it be noted that Kelly Conaboy previously worked at Gawker, which used to be part of Giz Media?

Maybe she just likes black people more than white people—I know I do!

The list is invalid. I mean, Fruit salad is better than peaches.

I flagged them for hate speech.

Steve Bannon is Hans Gruber, not Joseph Goebbels. 

It literally is a thing in Miami:

Saved for later.

The US.

Appealing to the the idea that it all doesn’t matter and we are all slowly crawling toward death anyway does not make any of your other arguments sound.