Defensive Holding!

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

Roethlisberger is what you get when you dilute Tom Brady with Ryan Leaf until you have a QB who wins just enough to sell expensive seats to the same corporate d-bags who ran working class jobs out of Pittsburgh, but also has a personality Pennsyltuckians can relate to.

Creates a social safety net, brings back booze, and kicks Nazi ass.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Popovich and Steve Kerr are also great on this topic. It’s amazing how bad football is even though the racial league makeup is somewhat similar. And yet, most offensive lines in football are one step removed from a Klan meeting.

Citation needed

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

Just look how this person was behaving. They definitely were asking for it.

I bet he’s not wearing a cup! He must WANT you to karate chop him in his junk!

So I should karate chop you in the genitals, is what you’re saying?

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

I generally like people

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

Harley Davidson made a crappy, over-priced, cheesy product and then aggressively turned it into a lifestyle brand for baby boomers.

Gee, what could go wrong with that business model?

Jesus, another blue line violation. 

I can only muster so much rage, so I’m not going to act like this infuriates me or anything. Chuck Schumer is who he is: a used car salesman who dreamed of more. He’s a schmoozer, and if he comes off as a bit greasy, well, in other times and circumstances, we’d need greasy schmoozers in order to get deals accomplished…

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.