1) Don’t go to a beer festival that has two ounce tasting glasses.

Almost every bar has Directv (because of the NFL). And Directv has Universal Sports on its most basic sports package. It’s channel 625. Every sports bar worth its salt has it.

Both of which have happened to even the most established of beers to save a bip.

When anyone says it doesn’t matter who owns (or buys) your favorite beer, remember that InBev changed the recipe of fucking BUDWEISER to save a penny a bottle. Do you think Heineken would hesitate to dumb down Lil Sumpin Sumpin or Lagunitas Sucks the first chance it gets?

Dana White isn’t going to let you blow him.

Citizenship is not required to represent a country in rugby. These are almost all guys who moved to Japan in high school. The captain moved their when he was 15.

That women is insufferable. Borish and a meathead.

The Internet calling card of the white troll.

And that other guy from across the pond as well.

There is something here. If you read between the lines he was going to get paid for half a shift while working a private gig. Hardly unprecedented in large police forces.

The more damning thing is that he probably was going to get paid for half a shift while taking a private gig. Tax dollars at work!

What’s the geopolitical significance of this player waving the Turkish flag? Is there a large Armenian population there?

I’m not an anthropologist, but I’m confident that “soccer fan” isn’t a race. Or even a protected class.

Ah, so this is about you.

In Boston they’d be 5’5” and have a Dropkick Murphy’s tattoo on their shoulder.

Wow, camp. He will make over $6000!

They didn’t do anything to deserve the criticism.

So why choose Penn State?

Why won’t these people just get over all the child rape enabling? Amirite?

So a goal scored in the 2006 men’s world cup is the best goal you’ve ever seen in the women’s world cup?