If you have actually seen that video and didn't immediately identify the comment as deadpan sarcasm, you may have something wrong with your brain. The context is even there.

Do you have a goatee? Be honest.

Every fifth Rangers' game has the potential to be exciting. The other 80% are shit.

Of course it is ultimately FIFA's fault.

The blood shenanigans in rugby that you reference resulted in the player kissing four months and the director of rugby and physio getting multi year bans. It's safe to say that it won't be emulated going forward. The blood bin is a great addition to the sport (as are the new concussion protocols).

That is the system used in rugby. They similarly have a blood bin.

Votto made $17mm last year and had a 6.4 WAR. This year he has played with a bad knee, missed almost 25 games and still will end up with over 5.

There can be only one Price.

Hey, teachers don't make that kind of money!

Carlos Hyde was suspended for three games AFTER being cleared by video evidence. Sprinkle is gone.

Not according to the rate of people actually murdered.

How was the University of Doha?

Is there a source for this?

You are emotionally damaged. Either explain yourself or get therapy.

Funneling billions of dollars to connected supporters is the hallmark of "progressive" governments. Shit, Putin diverted billions of dollars to his cronies/supporters AND he was elected in a landslide. How many topless pics do you have of old Vladimir?

Five (and counting) snared.

There are only Heat bandwagon fans. Some of us remember pre 2006.

Are you implying that all ACL injuries hurt the afflicted the same amount? Because otherwise your comment is not germane to his comment at all.

"Civil War was a win too"*

Shot or not, I'm hoping your liver isn't superfluous.