Don’t worry, you can get your personal Formula E buzz at your local K1 Speed indoor go-cart track.  

The EQS is perfectly shaped to slide right up a rich guys behind.  Hideous. 

This was an era when the brand of car you chose was your Facebook profile, Linkedin and Instagram all in one.

From the same pile of car nerds who tout “panther love” we get questions about the Maxima?

“A penny saved is a penny earn….oh fuck it”

The dice would still be rolling when the first repair hits 

It’s the small down payment on a high interest ballon payment loan. There are too many thirty thousand dollar-$5000 Mercedes too count.

Can they get the coke dust out of the carpets and the splooge out of the upholstery? Probably nothing dirtier on earth than a one e year old Rolls.

The guy definitely had a “type”…except he’s probably not real and this is all bs. 

The potential number of warning lights on the dash of an electric Jag boggles the mind.

23k is just the imitation fee.   Money Pit

Reason #256435 why I have given up on used cars.  

I propose a battery pack shaped to be inserted in the drivers rectum. Keeps the weight down low, man. 

These were crap in their day and they haven’t aged well since. Hillbilly Mercs will not be collected 

I want to like this but it’s too awkward.  Did a different team design it from the A pillar forward?   

Which part of the “good guy with a gun”story applies here?

A $7k car today was a $3k car 15 months ago.  This is a moving target.  Pretty soon a Honda Jazz will be above the limit.  

It’s a shame that this guy has tarnished the reputation of nascar spotters world wide   We used to have high standards for nascar spotters, including 5 years post graduate school   Oh, how we have fallen  

It’s almost like our major corporations are just in it for money or something. 

Also the longer the body, the more sponsorships we can stick on for that sweet, sweet lucre.