Sufferers of micro-penis rejoice!   It’s not just monster trucks anymore!

Don’t worry. BMW will bring their legendary reliability to electrics with the first electric motor to suffer a timing chain failure.

No, because you can polish up that turd and display it in your Elvis themed curio cabinet.      This thing is too big for the living room.  

These stories are fine, if the guy lived.  Reporting on dramatic fatalities is kinda low.  

Welcome to the 21st century. We also watch people on tv play poker.   It’s boring around here.  

The car I thought of was the sand colored Tacoma Trd’s....Resale is sky high on those.

Note that Rene Arnoux also put his Ferrari into the armco in qualifying. That’s because he was running fastest in the class at the time. Btw he’s 72.  There was some great racing in Monaco this weekend.  

Nah, they can be fixed. The only way to loose one is to lock it away. 

Wow, it’s not like the Chinese consumer is overly demanding of product quality.    

Fun fact: These were sold by Purdue Pharma as a treatment for micro-penis.

Anyone check on Heather Locklear?  

Lots of power, but with no manual trans available it’s a hard pass for me. 

You know Ferrari has to be happy with their performance. They made it to the end of the race without crapping the bed, a major improvement from last year.

Lost brakes in a 62 Scout. Lost brakes in a 64 T-bird. Lost faith in brakes as a concept.  Dump that old bowl for the good of us all.   

To his credit he wasn’t performing surgery while on the call. 

Right?  What are we worried about?

Now I’m confused.  Am I supposed to hate JFK yet?  We need some randy old women to get caught squeezing the help just to balance it all out.  It’s hard to be righteous with the ground game constantly changing. 

Nope

Jason is getting a cosmic thumbs up from the likes of David E Davis and Brock Yates.  He’s one of the great auto writers of our time. 

A few more inches in the front and a size bigger wheels are it would actually look ok.