Except that it’s hideous. The frontal view makes me sad for humanity. But this is what people willing spend 50k on...so I’m wrong and the market is right.  

Mismatched tires.  Run away.  The previous owner was either an idiot who didn’t know better, a cheapskate who didn’t care or a faker trying to hide uneven wear.   

Finding the best driving roads in Japan is like deciding on the best ramen...so many choices and never enough time.

Your loss.....

Around 1996 I had a running argument with a coworker over the relative merits if this vs the C280.  Turns out we were both idiots as they were roughly equal in their terribleness.  

Evidence of brand erosion: I had a recent discussion with a guy about an orange Mustang GT with black top insert and badging. I thought it looked amazing but he killed my buzz...”It looks like something from a Harley catalogue”.  Just referring to HD’s brand like that shows how far they have slipped.  

Heh heh, he said “boondoggle”.

This is one of the rare cars that actually command attention in Southern California.  Drive a Bentley? Who cares? Ferrari? Join the club. Cruise around in this and heads turn.

Never be photographed wearing head gear.  Politics 101.  

They gotta learn sometime.  Man up snowflakes!

Too rare and 80’s techno to be “meh”. More like “Meh, uh...hey, is that a Renault?”

Those pipes led to another 70’s fad: Side-burns!  Ha, get it?  Side burns.  Yeah.  

Shopped the Dodge, Chevy and Ford. The Chevy SS is the better muscle car but I bought the GT because it was about 5k less after negotiations. I couldn’t get the SS below $35k.

It looks like a ladies razor made by Apple 

“Nobody is buying the sedans don’t advertise or update.   See, we were right to drop them!”

For Sale:  One owner car.  Elderly driver who only took it out on Sundays.  Has unique aroma.  

My 2003 4matic was wonderful until it hit 110k...then everything unraveled. The weak point is the 4matic system, which really needed regular service. Problem was, Mercedes sold it as service free. The front cv joints are also prone to failure.

Autopilot.

Well, there’s that whole Catholic church thing going on so it’s the style of the day.  

Put that Twitter down, Elon.  It’s not good for you.