hirisejeansandjellybeans
hirisejeansandjellybeans
hirisejeansandjellybeans

That’s what gets me with the Kardashians and their endless cosmetic surgery denials—the evidence exists even on the TV channel they call home! I was watching a really old rerun of Khloe + Lamar the other night and I was startled at how different Khloe looked then. The Kardashians are the queens of small tweaks over a

He just looks so terrible and rough for a 32-year old. I follow him on instagram and yikes. Is that what alcoholism mixed with total desperation does to a man?

We even allow those on terrorist watch lists to legally purchase guns. Cool huh.

I’ve seen a gazillion live concerts & shows and she’s by far my favorite to see live. By far. The way her + her dancers engage the audience is unlike anything I’ve seen before. I live in a pretty conservative/heavily-caucasian area (in other words: dancing here is barely nodding yer head to the beat with your hands in

I agree! Her instagram is fabulous and has made me a fan. Is January Jones the best actress ever? No. But she’s from the Midwest and I think she plays the icy Nordic woman to a T. She is a great Betty Draper—a character that seems shallow, stiff, and vain but has a hell of a lot of complex layers once you start

I agreeeee. We have manners established in society for a reason and spend so much time drilling manners & shit into kids during the first handful of years of their life (and schooling), only to essentially say "But on the internet? Anything goes! Fist me fist me fist me!"

Okay, thank you. I have a niece and nephew on my husband's side that have had to give forced hugs their entire lives. The niece is now old enough (and tall enough) to decide for herself if she wants to hug you (and like a teenager, sometime you get one...sometimes you don't. Sometimes she's too busy talking really

I go through this with my senior dog as well. She looks like a perpetual puppy and is part of a breed well known for not liking children (or any creature with wild, unsteady hands and fingers that always seem to end up near eyeballs and mouths) and the looks I get from strange children when, upon asking to pet her and