“That’s a unicycle kick.”

When I was a little kid my Dad taught me how be a switch hitter at baseball, figuring it would give me an advantage as I got older. “Learn to use both grips LP.” he said. Boy was he right! It was hugely helpful. Even to this day it helps me when playing my favorite past time.

His parents died for “Truth Justice And the Great Responsibility”

It’s scummy. I’m a scumbag. But I didn’t wait five years to be promoted out of the greys just to be polite.

he went way too fast

the guys weren’t even that nice

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

Still got 4 days left.........

Thank you for this read. Extremely well written and acutely insightful. Smith, while large framed and powerful, is straight up and down. To see such a basic fighter dump Bernard out of the ring was just too much, the end of the line for B-hop.

“Am I under arrest?”

Technically, he didn’t lose yet. He went through the middle rope, which is legal. You just can’t go over the top with both feet touching the floor.

I personally have experienced the worst year of my life. There’s a chance the world will end in 3 weeks, and they’re just killing off the good ones beforehand so we can all suffer.

Wait, wait, wait. The New Day are now the longest reigning Tag Team in WWE history. For about half of their run, they were heels that worked to get cheap heat from the crowds until they started their babyface run about a year ago. That doesn’t seem like they aren’t taken seriously. A comedy tag-team is something like…

How dare you! We wear shirts in Alabama. They’re sleeveless, but we wear them.

Good god almighty, that killed us! As god is my witness, he’s broken the country in half!

How dare you assume I have not suggested this in every board meeting?

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

I have an 8 year old that I routinely lock out of the router so she can’t watch shit-ass YouTube videos on her laptop.

“I can’t get to the Internet!”
“Yeah, I locked you out for being a dick.”
“Dad-DEEEE!”
“Eat shit, pumpkin. This is a House of Laws.”

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”