That is hilarious. Well done. 

Ok, but still crappy. As an employer I wouldn’t have done it because at that wage level the payroll taxes wouldn’t be that much more. Also when cut an employee by $3/hr you’d be better off firing them. Their attitude toward work would plummet then you have call offs and shitty attitudes. Cutting someone’s pay is a…

Well, they were making that wage plus tips, so it’s not on-face illegal. 

1. As a professional who aspires to start his own brewery yet has never worked in one, I would work for min wage to learn the way a taproom functions and operates, as the education is cashflow-positive vs me trying to do it with no knowledge whatsoever and potentially lose thousands of dollars. Any brewer will tell…

Thanks for the first-hand perspective. Work is work (no matter how “fun”), and should be paid for as such.

RE: Poor Pay

“Hand-blown in Poland, hand-broken in Queens”

This looks like it has the perfect combination of top heavyness and height to be knocked over very easily. This would last approximately 15 minutes in my house until a dog, child, or unaware adult (me) ran into, shattering it into a million pieces.

Rachel Dolezal is out here being a hot offensive mess on the one hand, but propagating my mixed race army on the other, so I am not always sure how to think of her--so I just tend to not think of her altogether. 

Politics is a world of smoke and mirrors not too different from that of acting. The former uses appearances to attain power, the latter fame and fortune. In the end, both careers are means to attain all the above. The realpolitik of the matter is mixed people can travel between worlds and define themselves however…

I was also nonplussed about the article you mentioned, and I remember reading that a ways back. I am sure that Peele’s experiences of being with a white woman directly factored into the premise and elements that made Get Out the success that it was. Had he not had those experiences, the story could have been vastly…

You are decidedly unimaginative for unicorn royalty.

this is exactly correct. and even The Root has published a story on black men dating white women and chose to lambast Jordan Peele, who is HALF black. just like i am HALF black, and therefore cunts of either race choose to decide whatever race they think i fit in depending on their current agenda.

i’m repeatedly “not…

He doesn’t look huge enough, though.

So, let me get my lightskint thoughts in order here. Barack is half black, and half white, yet is considered the first black president—and not one eyelash was batted. He chose to round up, as it were. As is his prerogative.

Race be damned. He would be kick ass as Paul Bunyan.

Another white guy from the Gawker migration and I would also 100% watch him as Paul Bunyan. In my head when I read the stories as a kid, I always imagined someone like Michael Clark Duncan. Just an imposing mountain of a man. The Rock just has never looked stern enough to  me.

As a white man who stumbles onto this site occassionally thanks to Gawkmodo linking, I would watch the hell out of the Rock as Paul Bunyan just to see him wrestle a big blue ox. That would be perfect.
I also loved the John Henry story as a child - but agree Dwayne Johnson is probably not the right man to play the part.

I think he would awesome as Bunyan. Truth be told, if this gets the story it there and told correctly, that's a win.