Dumb comment. Your initial post I thought was maybe a bad sarcastic take, but yeah no, it’s just dumb, misinformed, and you’ll be the most strident one to plead for the police when you need their help. Same as with a tow-truck driver, you harbour all this hate, and refuse to see the person actually doing a very…

Except, you know, the DUI is like, front and center of this whole affair. It’s hard to look away from. Kind of like, “Lincoln’s assassination aside, was the play any good?!” ;)

....Except no police department is paid per arrest.

Yeah, that may be true, but drunk drivers belong as much on the roads as bad cops belong on the streets.

Architects are notoriously egotistical. Well-played revenge by the temp.

One of THEEE best “I’m out” stories was that of a former boss’ husband who is a fairly well-known architect with a really well-known temper (he has a bit of Napoleon Complex) which contributed to the changing rotation of receptionists at his firm.

Is there a Sharkicane movie?

Idiots. Everyone with half-a-brain knows that sharks live in tornadoes, not hurricanes.

I think what he means is, when you go there, you have to give them your whole paycheck! Because everything is so expensive there. So if you think about it, it’s almost like “whole paycheck” would be a better name for the store because of how much you have to spend when you go there and then your paycheck is gone when…

oooh yeah “Bruno Mars Race Debate Week” has pretty much replaced Shark Week for me. 

That joke’s barely good enough for one handle. Paper scissors rock, loser changes their name to “JoeBidenHisTime”.

My fav is def “why would you spend so much money as a joke?” 

My favorite part of black twitter is every year when someone says bruno mars is a culture appropriator and a civil war breaks out

NO ONE is outraged by the taxes on that order?!

Never before has there been a better description of being Online. 

But for the love of all that is holy, please, please take five seconds to determine if something is a joke before getting all self-righteous

This is all well and good. Yet you fail to answer the most pressing question:

Vegas? I Like to call it Las Wages.

The Washington Post has an article today to “debunk” the rumor that there are sharks in Hurricane Florence. People are really fucking dumb, what can you do?

Stefan invented the Whole Paycheck joke