I’ve discussed this before, but back in the 60s and 70s, when commercial first class was truly first class - and the late great Continental Airlines had “the Pub in the Sky” - this actually happened (Ella Fitzgerald in concert from LA- NY).

You would skip the jet and use a DC-6

I hire a troupe of actors to perform Shakespearean plays while I had a full Mani Pedi and shiatsu massage.

Just as soon as I make my fortune trading Bitcoin, Ripple, and various other cryptocurrencies!

LOL so that’s how he became so evil

Let me know when rich Zukka needs an additional friend to partake in some of these incredible spoils...

I don’t even know what I would do. I would become some paranoid freak for sure. Probably end up like Mr. Burns.

I’d probably just try to convince the pilot to do a barrel roll the whole trip. Also I’d eat pints of Ben and Jerry’s. I’m a man of simple (read:childish) pleasures.

I’ve given the 2 finger peace sign when i’ve fucked up. It works to defuse road rage in my experience 

Hazards (or flickering of the running lights) is a universal trucker “Thanks”. Flicking the lows is a ‘merge’ and the highs is a ‘coming up fast’.

I’ve never been one to give the finger because it just seems too agro for me, but a couple years ago after getting completely cut off in my motorcycle to the point where I had to do an emergency swerve onto the fire lane I couldn’t take it any more. I went to flip the bird but my hand didn’t do it and I ended up…

I find giving myself a dope slap to the forehead usually get the point across.

Some people do.

Can confirm. I usually do this if someone’s being a dick. It’s fun to see them meltdown.

I did that once and the guy ended up following me home. He wanted to give me a Glasgow kiss rather than a conventional one.

I’m going to try that hahaha

That’s my favorite go to. Pointing and laughing always sends people over the top as well.

I had a guy go in to full meltdown mode when I honked at him for cutting me off. He got next to me and was ranting and raving and all red in the face, though I couldn’t hear a word of it. I blew him a kiss. He paused for a second then went absolutely ape shit.

I’ve watched people go into absolute internal meltdowns due to me giving them a simple thumbs down and a sad face; it’s magical. Alternatively, a sarcastic thumbs up is equally difficult for some to deal with.

Is this method acceptable anymore?