I find your tone touching.

Chargers are off the hook.

Hey, I just met you,

We just met, I’m so unreliable it’s crazy, here’s my #, call me maybe?

“You got a solid 30,000-40,000 miles before you regret buying me.”

This is a phony review.

You know it’s a slow news day when you get this and Torchbollocks in rapid succession...

On tonight’s episode of Jalopnik after dark, Justin T. Westbrook presents: Highdeas.

It means: you are behind me.

... jason...?

Must have been in a hurry to get out of the office on Friday.

Sergio...phone home.

Your sense of humor is really dialed in

Slow night I guess.

The fact you posted this proves that Jalopnik is now disconnected.

Jalopnik has truly reached its peak. Everyone can go home now.

I call it the unibrow. And I loathe it.

Long way to go just to miss the call.

Oh. God.

I wouldn’t know, they’re the ones looking at my tail lights