ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reese, because at least you’d live.

“...but let me be clear,” he continued, “when I say there is a mother and father, I mean that in the absolute singular. There is a mother and father whose child will have insurance. That will be determined by a lottery. The rest of you little shits better hope you don’t get sick.”

I just realized, with that blonde wig and unnatural skin tone ... he’s one of the servants of Vaal.

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

Update from Germany:

I mean, 55 fucking thousand pediatricians signed on to say this shit dmages kids brains.

UK Update:

I didn’t think it was possible to get worse than the lady at the town hall back in 2010 who wanted the government out of her medicare, but this guy managed to do it. Congratulations, Don Riscoe!

Well, it contains gelatin, for one thing. This is actually the norm among non-Greek yogurts, though, and gelatin is used as a thickener in all sorts of foods you wouldn’t think of; even Frosted Shredded Wheat uses gelatin to make the sugar paste stick on!

I’ll second Hush! I love horror movies where the protagonist is ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT. (The director/writer also wrote/directed Oculus, which also had refreshingly intelligent protagonists.)

So enlarged tonsils are one symptom of Tangier disease. Maybe that’s actually God’s attempt to give them gills.  

If the producers didn’t get the idea for this from A Knight’s Tales’s Paul Bettany’s young, hip Chaucer I’ll eat my best cap.

I don’t disagree with your assessment (I remember feeling embarrassment about Harper and how he was stripping Canada of everything that made us something on the world stage) but I will say that as a Canadian, coming to this site and others like it, feels me with relief. It reinforces my belief that you aren’t all…

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

He’s from New Jersey? Explains the Teresa Guidice prostitution whore table flip meltdown he had on the reporter.

Sergey Kislyak, the most forgettable man in the world.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Reines purchased four podiums on Amazon, two for his home and two for the secret office the Clinton campaign lent him at the PerkinsCoie law firm in Washington, D.C. He searched eBay for a 2005 Donald J. Trump signature collection watch, which he purchased for $175. He experimented with a self-tanning lotion on his…