The barber has refused further leeching sessions after an initial treatment resulted in the death of seventeen leeches applied to the orange epidermis.

Also, because I’m obsessed.

Her tweet did not say that there were a higher number of terrorists who “said they were killing in the name of Jesus Christ.” She instead said, completely correctly, that “more terrorism” in the United States is perpetrated by white Christian men, a statement which is objectively true.

It’s weird, because we don’t ask for 100% certainty anywhere else. “The prospect that a seat belt would always prevent a traffic fatality is preposterous.” “The prospect that an antibiotic would always prevent a bacterial infection is preposterous.” “The prospect that education would always prevent appalling ignorance…

I want that Candy Apples lady back solely for her daughter. I’d watch a show that was just her deadpanning responses to her overly-chirpy mother.

Fanta-Germany connection: Thanks, I hadn’t heard of it. For others who haven’t:

It’s because we don’t want Sharia law here in America.

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

These guys are fucking obsessed with the idea that maternity care and maternity leave is “getting one over on them.” See also: Gorsuch’s comments to his law students about the delicious scam of maternity leave. God forbid they have to help pay for the babies they claim to love and value so much. Women should only…

Methinks she or someone she is close to recently had an abortion. Thoughts?

On a side note, did anyone watch Last Man on Earth last night?

He very cleverly didn’t say he was worried about Obama. He knows there wouldn’t have been a FISA warrant if there weren’t sufficient cause, and he knows Obama wouldn’t have wiretapped Trump illegally because nobody thinks Obama would have been that stupid. So if someone wiretapped Trump, Graham knows it’s because…

Remember, too (I won’t let this one go) his wife, Ivanka Trump Kushner and Putin’s girlfriend Wendi Deng Murdoch are the “bag men” for this operation.

This has happened in the last 2 days: It came out that Sessions had 2 meetings with the Russian Ambassador during the campaign, then lied about it under oath to the Senate (that part’s the felony).

I cannot fucking wrap my head around this level of ignorance and arrogance.

She was obviously very busy tweeting Frederick Douglass to ask him why he didn’t show up to this important meeting of black educators. He’s doing such fine work, he would have been an asset to the group.

Stand your ass up & take the picture for fuck’s sake.

She did not remove her shoes. You can see the stiletto heel denting the back cushion in the first photo.

Oh- She said, “Period.” According to Spicer that makes it an absolute fact. Everyone pack up and go home.

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it…