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Someone just posted downthread that PWC has two copies of each winning envelope, in briefcases on either side of the stage. So DiCaprio and Beatty entered from opposite sides, presumably, and one of the accountants or whomever at PWC handed off the wrong one.

There are two copies of every envelope

I read Emma Stone saying she was holding her envelope the whole time, so maybe they misprinted or duplicated it?

I saw some tweets that said they have duplicate sets backstage from both sides of the stage. So it doesn’t matter than Emma Stone already had her envelop because there is one for each side, depending on who is entering and exiting.

Also, it wasn’t Horowitz’s job to straighten that shit out! But the producers and Kimmel and the accountants and the announcers all seemed to get a collective fit of the vapors and time was ticking so Horowitz stepped up and got shit done. This is a good character trait. We want these sorts of people around when

The teleprompters don’t show the winners, because no one other than the people set aside for just what happened tonight know the real winners in advance.

I rewatched it and a panicked stagehand or stage manager ran out behind the La La Land folks carrying a red envelope. I don’t think they meant to fuck it up, but damn did it get fucked up badly.

I was honestly disappointed that Kimmel didn’t blame it on Matt Damon there at the end.

It was the Russians.

The latest rumor is that Navy Captain Cornwallis C. Crunch (Ret.) is currently being vetted for the position.

It reminds me that clinical depression and that specific kind of desperation is often profoundly quiet. The living always say, “we had no idea.”

My memory is that the 80's haircut was short on the sides and long on top, but it was not this severely shaved Erich Von Stroheim quasi-military thing.

Oof — I wish there were a definitive time frame: it’s like any healing, I suppose, it comes and goes in spirals. Sometimes I think it is much harder when it is only one parent who is toxic, and the second who is a sweetheart. In my case, my mother is the narcissist, and my father the co-dependent, and so wishing to

It’s like “to serve man”, except the title of the book was originally translated as “how to cook humans” in the first place.

Kids of today need to educate themselves - tools must be used in the correct manner. Pieces of wood should generally not be thrown, but rather wielded.

I’m so sorry you are tired. However I hope you keep screaming at the top of your lungs in every comment section, and at every opportunity you get.

In twin and family studies there is a very strong hereditary link.. The type of link you only find if there is a genetic basis.

Autism is diagnosed more now. I work with developmentally disabled adults, most in their 40s-70s. Very few are diagnosed with autism. Actually, of the about 36 ladies I regularly work

Let’s say, hypothetically, that a person flew to japan two weeks ago and the TSA agent at the little podunk airport in which this person departed from was unable to show up to work on time. Now let’s say that because the aforementioned agent couldn’t be bothered to be at work, the bags that were not screened did not

Michael Flynn is going to live on a farm upstate, where he will romp and play with friendly Breitbart commenters forever. #godspeedmike