We had a destination wedding in the Caribbean on an island whose population is primarily of African descent. Turns out almost everyone on the groom’s side of the family other than him is a massive flaming racist. Didn’t know that until we arrived.

Fuck Barb, Justice for Cordy!

I wonder if the “it must teach life” is an allusion to all those unborns they’re so concerned about.

I’ve thought from the beginning that it would be ridicule and laughter that would slay this particular beast.

*Mentally says in Cordelia’s voice* Someone’s seen the harder side of Sears.

Moot point, when you don’t cast a reflection.

I take my shoes off. I take them off when I go in anyone’s home, just habit. My grandparents on my dad’s side were from Japan originally and they lived with us when I was growing up and you just did not wear shoes past the foyer.

Ollie is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

As an Austinite, please don’t give up on us. If nothing else, consider the plight of women and minorities here. If you live in the Rio Grande valley it is a 5-7 hour drive to the nearest abortion clinic.

Her friends were on just outside my bathroom window a few days ago.

I have a Samsung Note 4, which has has an infrared remote. I take great pleasure in turning Faux News off in waiting rooms.

I once happened upon a cat show in a small town and it remains one of the single most fantastically absurd things I’ve ever witnessed, to the point I sometimes wonder if it was a mirage. In one area they were legitimately having cats swipe at those ribbons on wands to test...predator instincts, I guess? I don’t know,…

As one of the five people who watched THE 4400, this year of people noticing Ali has been delightful.

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

I have one of those! She wanders all around so I have to follow her, picking up turds. She will be 15 in March.

My dog likes to quietly get in the bed on my husband’s side after he has gotten up. I have, on occasion, turned over and spooned my pooch.

Poor baby. She just loves you so much! Pictures? I love/need doggy pics.

A lot of cats love the whole captive audience thing that comes with women sitting on a toilet. Our youngest cat does it... It’s adorable that he wants to curl up in my lap but not so much when he runs in, jumps up without warning and ends up falling through, and essentially wearing, my underwear. Awkward.