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It was the Russians.

The latest rumor is that Navy Captain Cornwallis C. Crunch (Ret.) is currently being vetted for the position.

It reminds me that clinical depression and that specific kind of desperation is often profoundly quiet. The living always say, “we had no idea.”

My memory is that the 80's haircut was short on the sides and long on top, but it was not this severely shaved Erich Von Stroheim quasi-military thing.

Oof — I wish there were a definitive time frame: it’s like any healing, I suppose, it comes and goes in spirals. Sometimes I think it is much harder when it is only one parent who is toxic, and the second who is a sweetheart. In my case, my mother is the narcissist, and my father the co-dependent, and so wishing to

It’s like “to serve man”, except the title of the book was originally translated as “how to cook humans” in the first place.

Kids of today need to educate themselves - tools must be used in the correct manner. Pieces of wood should generally not be thrown, but rather wielded.

I’m so sorry you are tired. However I hope you keep screaming at the top of your lungs in every comment section, and at every opportunity you get.

In twin and family studies there is a very strong hereditary link.. The type of link you only find if there is a genetic basis.

Autism is diagnosed more now. I work with developmentally disabled adults, most in their 40s-70s. Very few are diagnosed with autism. Actually, of the about 36 ladies I regularly work

Let’s say, hypothetically, that a person flew to japan two weeks ago and the TSA agent at the little podunk airport in which this person departed from was unable to show up to work on time. Now let’s say that because the aforementioned agent couldn’t be bothered to be at work, the bags that were not screened did not

It’s like Tahiti. A magical place.

Michael Flynn is going to live on a farm upstate, where he will romp and play with friendly Breitbart commenters forever. #godspeedmike

We had a destination wedding in the Caribbean on an island whose population is primarily of African descent. Turns out almost everyone on the groom’s side of the family other than him is a massive flaming racist. Didn’t know that until we arrived.

They evacuated about half of the fish at the Feather River Fish Hatchery. Most of the remaining fish will probably be okay, as long as the dam or the spillways don’t fail.

Fuck Barb, Justice for Cordy!

I wonder if the “it must teach life” is an allusion to all those unborns they’re so concerned about.

I’ve thought from the beginning that it would be ridicule and laughter that would slay this particular beast.

*Mentally says in Cordelia’s voice* Someone’s seen the harder side of Sears.