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Moot point, when you don’t cast a reflection.

I take my shoes off. I take them off when I go in anyone’s home, just habit. My grandparents on my dad’s side were from Japan originally and they lived with us when I was growing up and you just did not wear shoes past the foyer.

Ollie is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

As an Austinite, please don’t give up on us. If nothing else, consider the plight of women and minorities here. If you live in the Rio Grande valley it is a 5-7 hour drive to the nearest abortion clinic.

Her friends were on just outside my bathroom window a few days ago.

I have a Samsung Note 4, which has has an infrared remote. I take great pleasure in turning Faux News off in waiting rooms.

I once happened upon a cat show in a small town and it remains one of the single most fantastically absurd things I’ve ever witnessed, to the point I sometimes wonder if it was a mirage. In one area they were legitimately having cats swipe at those ribbons on wands to test...predator instincts, I guess? I don’t know,

As one of the five people who watched THE 4400, this year of people noticing Ali has been delightful.

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in

I have one of those! She wanders all around so I have to follow her, picking up turds. She will be 15 in March.

My dog likes to quietly get in the bed on my husband’s side after he has gotten up. I have, on occasion, turned over and spooned my pooch.

Poor baby. She just loves you so much! Pictures? I love/need doggy pics.

A lot of cats love the whole captive audience thing that comes with women sitting on a toilet. Our youngest cat does it... It’s adorable that he wants to curl up in my lap but not so much when he runs in, jumps up without warning and ends up falling through, and essentially wearing, my underwear. Awkward.

There was a sitcom in 1968 called Julia, about a single (widowed) mom who worked as a nurse, and had an 8 year old son. Julia was played by Diahann Carroll, and she was “the first African American actress to star in her own television series where she did not play a domestic worker.”

Can this orange fuckhead even point out any of these countries on a map?

He looks like extra extra crispy fried shit.

Ding ding ding. My own father-in-law (a proud republican and Trump supporter!) is of this ilk. He’s an incredibly rotund, balding-in-a-bad-way type of man, face reddened due to years of alcoholism (he is sober now, but the damage was done) and I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve heard him or his wife, who also

...“the more repellent side of feminism: the vile, crude, man-hating, violent, nasty side”...

Your definition of cheating— manipulating actual ballots— is ridiculously narrow. Most dictators don’t actually manipulate ballots. They just suppress voting (which Republicans here do), or announce that they won more votes than they actually did (which Trump has done consistently when he claims he got more votes