Um, lots of people die in Death Proof. There was the chick in his car, the four chicks in the other car, and then him when he tried to kill the three other chicks in the Vanishing Point Challenger and they went after him instead.

I saw Sleater-Kinney open for the Wallflowers in 1997.

New York City consists of five boroughs (in order of decreasing population): Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, The Bronx, and Staten Island. Letters addressed to any of those places take the names of their boroughs — except Manhattan, which gets "New York," and Queens, which confusingly gets the name of the neighborhood…

Terminal 5 sucks. I don't know why anyone fucking goes there.

Not any more.

Best slasher film: Death Proof.

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You've been missing Beck? Baby, that's a lost cause.

A bit late for that.

Both?

So do most of the better quality hookers.

Isn't Irreversible on Netflix?

You obviously don't have a proper jackoff imagination. I can jack off to a picture of laundry drying on a clothesline.

MORE COWBELL

So you're more a Mac person, then?

But that's hardly saying much; ALL late stage cancers are funny.

Now that Gillian Anderson has come out as a lesbian is it still ok for me to jack off to her?