Major potential

Answer to the question “What would it look like if the guys from Office Space went drifting?”

We get hit 4 times, resale values have evaporated.

They completely lost me when they showed a ‘68-72 Corvette and then gave the 0-60 time for the obviously awful mid 70’s model.

this is an awful list. so much just...wrong. Jalopnik is better than showing pictures of high trim models and talking about the base models. This is seriously pathetic.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, enough with the portrait videos! What are they teaching kids in school these days?

“Sunday night, my co-worker calls, begging me not to press charges against her son.”

As a second car, what more could you fish for?

So I guess this means Model X owners aren’t safe driving behind TDI Volkswagens.

No one can. Period.

how republican.

That first rock chip is going to make you hate your life.

A Motorhead is a Motorhead. I like my car, And I like my bike. I’m always happy to see a bike sneaking in here and there, it satisfies my jones. I’m sad to hear that somebody takes offense, and I’ll happily start reading two blogs as soon as http://foxtrotscooteryeah.jalopnik.com premiers. We talk about trucks here…

I suspect the attorney put her up to it. The attorney made a comment that he had to persuade Ms. Walker to go along with his lawsuit. Being a 16 year old, you can’t really fault her for being taken advantage of by a trained litigator.

Dude, I’m doing one bike a week here, that’s not exactly like they’re storming the beaches at Normandy - which this one easily could.

Can you imagine getting your scrotum pinched in that uncovered spring seat?

I see. You must own a Ferrari then?