A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

I demand an apology to capybaras right now!!!

Look, I agree that we don’t need to see every boring second of Phelps getting ready to race, but can we at least admit that breaking a literally 2-millennia-old record at the Olympics is worthy of some consideration? Leonidas of Rhodes has literally been recalled for 2,000+ years for winning 12 individual medals,…

That GD Phelps countdown clock. Real great sports coverage there. “And now, we see Michael phelps walking from the warmup pool and putting on his headphones.” THANKS, NBC, SO GRIPPING.

Man, I love watching Michael Phelps race but that clock was so obnoxious.

I thought it was odd they didn’t air this since the commentators were so excited about the win. Yet we got a Phelps countdown clock. The guy is the King and a legend but it would have been nice to give Manuels her due.

NBC= No Black Champions?

“walking at a brisk pace, in a determined manner.”

Officers singled out Al-Matar allegedly because of her “suspicious behavior”, which included “walking at a brisk pace, in a determined manner.”

On behalf of my fellow Armenians, that was fantastic. +1

+1 Acknowledgement

+1.5 million dead

+1 genocide

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

SO.MUCH.SCREAMING.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

GOD DAMMIT THAT’S BECAUSE AUTISM PRESENTS AROUND THE SAME TIME AS VACCINES ARE RECOMMENDED WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?

I voted for Stein in 2012 (it was more a vote for The Green Party than Stein to be honest) and I was really hoping that if the Greens were going to try and continue making inroads to become a viable 3rd option that they would have moved past Stein and found a more appealing candidate.