She's in yellow, which in Ohio at least, is the color for people who are on suicide watch. And they get checked every 15 minutes. So yeah, I can understand why she would complain about the light and not being able to sleep. But fuck her. She is a horrible person who raised a horrible child.

True story: I was in Tokyo and went to see the little Jizo statues in some park(whose name I can't remember because it was over 10 years ago). There are trees in the park planted in honor of various events - one for Grant's visit, etc. The one planted in honor of GHWB's visit looked, rather, anemic.

Just read what you like. Yeesh.

a 1995 Toyota Aalon with 182,000 miles. Hasn't been garaged since I bought her 8 years ago. Now that I live further up north, I might have to spring for the remote start.

The cat and the commentary really make this special and so Russian.

Your response is scratching my "hillbilly blwoing things up" itch.

Taco Bueno is the only thing I miss from the time I lived in Texas.

We got Mexicans (and other Latinos) here in Ohio. I would take the Pepsi challenge against your California Mexican food options any day.

That’s great. I have had a SodaStream for years, and somehow have collected 4 canisters. They are a pain in the ass to exchange. I can’t go to a regular Kroger, it has to be a Marketplace, and they have to ring the fresh cartridge up one at a time.

What, no grosgrain? Peasants.

Fellow Ohioan here. SMDH over this guy.

This is the most Canadian thing I've ever read.

Damn this bums me out. People are gross and stuff, but this is just *mean*.

There corporate offices are based in Cincinnati. About 5 years ago, when I lost my job, I interviewed there. The woman who set up the interview was with an employment agency, and kept trying to sell the position to me as ‘exciting’ because of Russell Simmons and his ex-wife. I could have cared less about meeting him…

I would take up crack smoking just to have that pipe.

I wish I could hug you for this. I rarely come on this site anymore because I feel umwelcomed (early 40’s, single mom, poor). Apparently the needs of poor women do not count as much

I think it’s so cute when these celebrities try to sound like they know more than fucking science.

OMG - I am so sorry. I have a 5 year old, and it got better. But yeah, I can’t imagine two of my kid. I just can’t.

Oh God...

It has happened when I find myself feeling overly tired and frustrated, while my child is also overly-stimulated/tired/frustrated herself. It was a fleeting thought. My mom was a smacker, and I just can't perpetuate that with my own kid.