Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Just another manic Munn day.

I love how this play was so amazingly awkward, even the official fell on his ass.

+A1C

+1 with reasonable doubt

Healthy, chiseled quarterbacks like Blake Bortles—who has a set of pecs that you could hit a tennis ball off of

Dem titties.

They keep saying he'll go number 1, but if you ask me, he looks a lot closer to type 2.

"What must Jameis prove?"

Hey, big boobs get you free shit. I ain't mad at him.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

No video? Good.

I hate anyone who makes Greg Schiano only the second most loathsome human being on Deadspin today.

Greg Shiano thinks MRSA would stop being such a bitch if MRA would man-up gave her "a nice hard piping"

No "Free Man" puns!

Josh at the bar once got along fine,
He even wore the "C,"
But he gave me some lip, and I took back the ship,
Now there's someplace that he'd rather be

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight