Counterpoint: it holds your car, and that literal labeling is indeed quite humorous.

"We're gonna need more dogs!"

Money Mark of the Beastie Boys played (most of) those cheesy keyboards.

"What Does The Fox Say"
(repeat)

Something for church, but also for doctors appointments, dental checkups, piano recitals, building dedications, visiting elderly relatives, haircuts, and shoe shopping!

I suppose so. Not sure if you're familiar with Girl Talk, but it's basically just cut and paste of samples (to be a little reductive of his process). I'd imagine that's perfectly doable (I've used GarageBand to do the same)… but yeah, any type of beat programming etc would be a fool's errand.

I have a coworker who uses the word "dubstep" as a pejorative fairly often. Of course, he has little knowledge of the genre, and describes it as "the stuff with all the wubs".
I've decided it isn't really worth it to correct him (beyond the fact that a few more coworkers have been falsely informed). I guess I'm part of…

For what it's worth, I believe Girl Talk uses audacity as well.
I believe he said somewhere that he chose it intentionally because it's free and easy to use (and therefore anyone could potentially do what he does).

Sister Roio.

Yeah. But not the one you're thinking of.

"Arts & Entertainment"?
Nope, neither.
I'd probably settle for A (or) E.

Take that, FatCat!
BOOM! Roasted!

Or, the "Jersey Burger" which is of course a burger topped with a slice of Taylor Ham (and occasionally an egg). Sorry arteries.

More of a "boi-oi-oing" if I'm not mistaken.

"I'm at the com-bin-ation Pizza Hut and Taco Bell"

Stuffed shells?

Possibly the King George. Or maybe the Pompton Queen.
I can sort of remember going to the Moon Records store (somewhere in the East Village, I believe)… totally forgot about that until you mentioned it. Also, Scofflaws and Toasters at Coney Island High or Wetlands. Ahh, the nineties.

Over here.
My friend's ska-punk (of course) band used to play pretty regularly. Do you remember Right Turn Eddie? "Mr Punk Rock" "Geek" and one where they went into Momma Said Knock You Out during the breakdown.
I was their back-up bass player (is there anything sadder?) for a minute.

Barenaked Skeletonwitch's Tit?
Cool.

That truly was "A Match Made in Heaven". Although, wiki suggests that they were already married before that (and later split up). So, I guess this truly is the groundbreaking event that it claims to be.