That's a strange viewpoint. It's not as though they played some obscure form of avant jazz or something. Not to downplay their importance, but they're a rock band (and a very good one at that).

Are you the guy who was eating an ice cream cone? I remember seeing you earlier and thought "he doesn't seem so tough, he's eating a nice cream cone".

Is there any other sort of "piece" over there?

Less expletives!
More explosions!

How did I get here?

The product that Sbarro refers to as "pizza" is, in reality, a hot circle of garbage.

Red Red Wine ringtones don't kill people…
Chuck Norris does.

On yo' tonsils?

That one…
RIGHT BEHIND YOU !!!

I saw LTJ many years ago.
How many? Well, Blink182 opened for them. After the show I bumped into Mark and Tom and their old drummer in a Dunkin Donuts. It was a fun evening.

You're thinking of chickens.

There's one RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Tell that to Engelbert Humperdink.

I believe I read somewhere that it's the same drummer. If I remember correctly, all of the "abysmal drummer" talk got to him… So he worked a bit harder and got much better.

And with something as simple as a hairstyle, you can be Jim Morrison.

His opinions are definitely hard to reconcile (with popular opinion, and often with his own previous statements). At least he's very vocal about them.

Unhinge that jaw.

Yeah. Or anyone that will listen.
Other topics of discussion/lecture include:

"but you gotta respect Green Day. they pretty much started that whole punk thing."

We used that song in our wedding (as it is vastly superior to "here comes the bride"), so I tend to have a similar reaction.