“Did you or did you not order the N-Gage!? I want the truth!”
“You can’t handle the truth!”

the Xbox looks like a black cube. it’s not hard to figure out.

Sure paying more for outdated technology and being stuck with a company that forces you to use only what they tell you to use is a great option. How much is it to upgrade the storage on a I-phone again?

Do you have no self-control whatsoever that you need options to not exist for you to not use them?

It sounds like it would be good to slightly mend your connection with nature here. Take a walk in the woods. Catch a grasshopper or dig up an earthworm an let it walk/crawl on your hand (do not select biting, poisonous bugs for this therapy) and think of how amazing nature is that it has all this variation. Read…

Unless you are named Sid Meier of course. 

Don’t forget Playdead. Can’t wait for their next Limbo/Inside-like (hopefully) game.

I’m a million % here for it, and I have trust in everything Thorson touches. She has always been extremely in tune with the building blocks needed for a fun game, aka the fun-damentals. Also, the OST to Celeste is one of my favorite “things” of media made in the past 10 years, which is to say it would be ridiculously…

I’m just happy that there are a good amount of independent developers that have made a name for themselves. Studios like Supergiant, Team Cherry, and now ExtremelyOK are studios that make good games and feel good to support too. AAA studios can and do make great games but supporting the smaller studios just feels…

And if I would have poked around on the EXOK website for a bit, I would have found my answer.

Lena will obviously still be killing it with the OST judging by that teaser track

Anytime I hear or read about strippers in Japan I remember this scene in Lost In Translation. I love that movie.

Hold me closer, pantsless daaaaancccer

Do they show genitalia? That seems to be the big hangup for Japan, not boobs or butts.

“two cultures rubbing up against each other in unusual ways.”

There’s been sales on Ultimate already. There was a really popular one on Black Friday for example.

I use to rage and destroy controllers in my formative years. Wasting hundreds of dollars on replacements. But now that I am middle aged and a ton more calmer (having kids and a wife can do that for you) I haven’t broken a single controller in years! My wallet and my wife thanks me. Also avoiding rage-ful games…

I’d play Atari’s E.T. if it were voiced by Peter Weller :-)

What? Video gamers solicit donations from gawkers constantly, that’s Twitch’s entire business model.

Women in bikinis in hot tubs at a public pool don’t generally solicit ‘donations’ from gawkers passing by.