If I recall, the best bet is to pen up the unicorn somewhere that she can't escape. 

I like Halo. Keep showing him in a tux so I don’t have to see that. 

Since “New Guy” Decided to dismiss my comment, I want to point out that “social justice seekers” did not “drive Holwka to suicide,”

“The series hails from Tim Carter and Tomas Harlan’s Contradiction Films, a production company with a focus on adapting video games into live-action TV series and movies including “Mortal Kombat: Legacy,” “Dead Rising,” and “Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.”"

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“Incessant social justice seekers” isn’t how I remember it.

Well that makes sense, because it’s the complete opposite of what you actually said, which was:

Never, because Hanlon’s Razor cuts through most conspiracy cruft, such as that which you’re idiotically implying.

Yep, started good, but then became nothing but convoluted melodrama. 

Weird take. 

Dude, every time I hit the center button on my XBX controller... same thing.

Yes, that’s obviously the same. Geezus dude. If they had a button to update to the Daily Stormer would you still be willfully stupid? This is NINTENDO, a company that actively manages what people say, how they say it, and where they say it on their platform. 

Yeah, it’s not intuitive, but what happens is that the way it’s bent in the down pressed-down position eventually makes them kinda buckle outward. That pressure is relieved in the up position, but the joint is weak so the socket kinda falls on the pins. It’s hard to explain. It’s like when you turn a shower faucet so…

I hope that the Remedy universe never becomes a movie or show, but if it does, it is David Lynch. Or Cronenberg. Any David. Well, not Fincher. Maybe Mamet. 

I think it’s flawless for me personally, and in what it set out to do. Everything is subjective, but I wouldn’t change anything. Except more. Which is coming through DLC, so I’m set. 

Completely agree regarding the crash. I didn’t know or perceive of such a thing ever occurring. Arcades were full, Babbages at the mall, and Software Etc (still in B Dalton at the time) were packed with people, as were the local software / game shops. Lots of new games were coming out, Atari’s follow-up systems…

Watch this to catch up. Even if you had played them, a refresher is in order. I think the game is better if you catch some of the big references: 

Remedy might be the Bureau of Control, and this game might be an OOP.  

Alan Wake 2 is the single best narrative experience I’ve ever had in a video game, moving text-based Planetfall for the C64 to spot 2 for me. If I play through again (not something I do for narrative games), I’d do so on easy. The combat is fun, but can be brutal, expecially given the scarcity of save points. I don’t…

Did you just suggest that KOTAKU doesn’t have access to an image of an NES?