Owners didn’t wanna pay harden 5-10 million more...plus salary penalties being over the cap.

Weezy F Baby and the F stands for “Frustration on behalf of Odell Beckham Jr and his utility on the New York Giants”.

Eh, just before that the Titans pulled off an incredibly gutsy decision instead of settling for a draw. I can’t fault the Colts for going for it as it truly would have made it such a glorious moment instead of ending up enhancing the Titans’s achievement.

Shock and (Kavan)augh. 

Aw, his kids are so adorable. My stupid kids are so frickin’ ugly. Ugh.

The way I understand it, the referees listen to an audio feed of the broadcast during the game. If the color commentator happens to excitedly yell out “STIFF ARM!!!” during the play, then the player is allowed to jam his opponent in the face as much as he likes, but if the color commentator does not do so, then the…

NFL on QBs: “Tackles must break the laws of physics or you will be penalized.”

Somewhere the Buffalo fanatic who actually bet for the team is shedding tears of absolute joy while writing up their resignation letter. Probably didn’t win enough money to do that, but why let such facts ruin a perfect moment.

They’ll trade him to New England for peanuts Josh Gordon.

Why the sinister attitude?

Fuck off with the “feewings” bullshit. She threatened his livelihood. And Ramos never said his feelings were hurt anyway. He simply called a code violation on her. Which is his fucking job.

At what point during the campaign did you know that you were going to vote for yourself?