The most astonishing thing about all these election fraud pressers is that I keep disappointing myself in being astonished that this moronic shit actually works on his supporters. Like, they truly believe it’s all coming down on Biden and the Dem machine. That even if Rudy somehow got to SCOTUS, and while he was…

1500+ people have died from covid to date in Orange County (but they were all nobodies /s)...

I’m all for using all of the tools available to ensure Biden is able to actually have a functioning government notwithstanding Republican intransigence, but for a variety of reasons I think you have to at least go through the motions of trying to get there the normal way before going in on more, um, creative tactics. …

Sorry plastic princess, blame your dad for shining a huge spotlight on all of the illegal stuff you’ve been getting away with as an officer of the Trump Organization. When he goes down, he’s probably going to take you all with him.

I went to a private Christian school K-8th where my dad being a doctor and my mom being a professor we were probably the poorest family I knew. We had a modest house under 2000sqft and my mom drove a minivan we bought used.

Oh, how I wish it could selectively kill the willfully obtuse. Sadly, that means some of my immediate family, co-workers, and people I've known for decades would be wiped out, and I know that makes me an asshole in some parts. That said, I'm fully fucking fed up with the willful belligerence and idiocy that we're…

Surely fruitcake should be on the list?

My wife was a nurse on an IMCU, here in the suburbs just north of Seattle where the virus was first detected in the states.

or better yet, waving a pair of handcuffs while smirking

I want to tweet him a gif of Letitia James tapping her watch, standing in front of a calendar. 

Forrest Gump is Keyser Söze.

Note to editor: You’ve clearly used a pic of two soulless, empty eyed, wax dolls instead of two humans. Please be more careful next time.

When the hell has Jared Kushner been on top of anything?!

I realized I AGAIN put too much faith in polling, and like last time I was watching the election results this morning/last night being like “excuse me WHAT.” Ugh

I am glad to see this. I am in the same age group as these parents, and I agree with almost everything I read.

Even the warden won’t listen to what he has to say.

If he doesn’t want to go, let all the civilians leave then build a wall around the White House and turn it into the fanciest Federal Penitentiary in the country. We can build a new modern Presidential estate on the grounds where the current Trump hotel in DC is when we seize all his assets to pay for the wall.

See now they have this idea in their viewers heads that if there's problems after the election it must be Biden supporters. I am very concerned about the militia types and I plan on stocking up on groceries tomorrow so I don't have to leave the house for a few days after the election.

I need to stop refreshing 538. 

Moving to Panama on Election Day!